Lobster Toss

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.

Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

tossing the salad

licking the asshole, with jelly or syrup

I prefer syrup!

by BuzzKiller June 18, 2003

Tossing it off

Another variation of the word skive or to skive.

"How much work have you done today have you been tossing it off again?"

by Jamieh May 14, 2005

toss the salad

to lick a butthole. Usually done to newcomers in jail.

In jail they make the newcomers toss the salad

by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005

toss up

short for 'toss up a coin'

Friend1:
is it wrong that I have a date tonight but I wanna play tekken instead?

Friend2:
no, no its not wrong
two things men want to do in life is be strong and have sex
when the two conflict, its a toss up

by WoolongMagal March 25, 2013

having a toss

having a toss means having a or masturbating

i was having a toss the other night

by jaza69 December 17, 2008

Tossed around

Getting fucked by multiple people. These people are most of the time close friends.

Mike: "aye, do you know candice?"
John: "hell yea! She's been tossed around the basketball team so many times!"
Mike: "damn, I was just finna go with the hoe..."

by Kilei.j August 28, 2016