Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
by scum-fu January 2, 2023
Get the scum-fumug. The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.
Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.
by spflex57 November 30, 2019
Get the Water Fumug. by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021
Get the fu kmug. This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.
by jedfu May 4, 2010
Get the Jed Fumug. by Valdarthebold December 8, 2021
Get the Bullet Fumug. The word fuck and you combined with the simple wave of your hand with your middle finger! In doing the wave one should smile!
When I arrived to work this am after driving on ice and snow my boss said go home! So I gave the FU "Wave" !
by Cabowabo March 12, 2014
Get the FU "wave"mug. noun:
A portmanteau of "FUBAR" and "faux pas". A blunder that is so massive, it results in a FUBAR situation. Can also be described as Fucked Up (FU) step ("pas" being the French for step), i.e. a FU-pas
A portmanteau of "FUBAR" and "faux pas". A blunder that is so massive, it results in a FUBAR situation. Can also be described as Fucked Up (FU) step ("pas" being the French for step), i.e. a FU-pas
Did you hear what David said to the client in the meeting? It didn't only piss off the client, it lost us $20 million. What an absolute FU-pas!!
by fabulogue April 13, 2023
Get the FU-pasmug.