The closest thing to a real royston vasey, New Mills is a town in the North of England with more charity shops than people with a normal amount of chromosomes.
New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
Jeff "my friend from New Mills has invited me to his house next week"
Brian "make sure you're up to date with your jabs and under no conditions make eye contact with the locals"
Brian "make sure you're up to date with your jabs and under no conditions make eye contact with the locals"
by King Uncle Omar the third June 10, 2018
Strange, likes to meow. sucks at volleyball, is a potato. dead parachutist, or the monkey that was slingshotted into an airplane.
by thelittlelamb December 13, 2016
by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009
"Oh man I gotta drop a huge mill!" Or "Dude you should of seen the size of that mill; It was a floater."
by Chuck Fil. September 03, 2008
"A small town of about 300 people in mid-MIssouri where copious amounts of drug use happen. Namely methamphetamine people there are whacked out. Also fake drugs like rock salt and fake weed are 'all the rage.' Not uncommon to find out people that live here have STD's. If you happen to be passing through don't stop as you are likely to get mugged by zombie meth freaks. Also people like to have pride in this town running around saying GRV-for-life or tattooing Gravi-for-life on themselves believing that being in that town of 300 is really gonna get them far in life. People coming from Gravois Mills are raised rascist painting swastika's on public signs or spray painting 'Ni**ers get out' on a billboard. One major contradiction of this place is everybody runs around acting like EMINEM but they hate black people. WIGGER, WANGSTA'S One more point to Gravois Mills, LOTS OF PEDOPHILE'S.
Gravois Mills used to be the meth capital of the United States.
Come to Gravois Mills, meth-head paradise.
Gravois Mills, where all "gangsters" are white.
Come to Gravois Mills, meth-head paradise.
Gravois Mills, where all "gangsters" are white.
by wolfbrother December 25, 2012
by TriP June 25, 2003
1. A company where you can buy a fake degree for a small fee as a fancy way to lie on your resume.
2. A For-Profit University or College that is not accredited and/or recognized that leaves you in a dead end job with student loan debt for the rest of your life.
2. A For-Profit University or College that is not accredited and/or recognized that leaves you in a dead end job with student loan debt for the rest of your life.
Me: I bought my degree online off of a diploma mill so I can get a job as a mechanical engineer.
Interviewer: This is not a real college and you just bought that degree off of a diploma mill.
Friend: Is devry a good university?
Me: No, it's a diploma mill. Why not apply for University of North Texas instead.
Friend: Okay
Interviewer: This is not a real college and you just bought that degree off of a diploma mill.
Friend: Is devry a good university?
Me: No, it's a diploma mill. Why not apply for University of North Texas instead.
Friend: Okay
by Vashfromtrigun January 31, 2019