dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

Dirt Throat

Giving head after eating ass or giving a hobo head

Damn your girl has that dirt throat

by Rabbidraccoon June 28, 2022

dirt canyon

Nickname for the ass, asscrack or anus. Most often used in reference to anal sex.

Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

dirt dispenser

A term to describe one's anus, often used in fanfiction.

"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."

by lMPA September 29, 2013

one with the dirt

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.

Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

DirtE Maher

The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns

The bitch locked me out of the house so I gave her a DirtE Maher

by TheBigBill August 10, 2016

Dirt Diggler

A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.

"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."

by atothe April 7, 2009