Kirby Jones

Kirby Jones is a really cute guy who will give you butterflies whenever you see him. He’s the type of guy who has unlimited confidence, it’s like he’s scared of nothing, he’s also the type of guy who would be really good to date, he’ll be a really good/loyal boyfriend and will be kinda overprotective. He’s also a goofy kinda guy who has a lot of friends, he also has a bit of a sensitive side but he’s loves being outdoors and love to rock climb. He also has a lot of muscle.

That guy over there look really cool

Oh yeah that’s Kirby jones, the really cute and sting guy

by Fluff butt06 March 29, 2022

Kirby's Death

The day Kirby 4LPHR4D on twitter, proshipper and creator of colatwt, 'poisoned' themselves over being called out on the shitty things they've done. Their last words in their discord server were "anyways my poison is kicking in in about like 15 minutes so like hooray you guys got what you wanted!! bye byeeee". They also made a suicide note on twitter where they said 'waddle on' in reference to club penguin.

"Do you remember Kirby's Death?"

"You mean when lil bro suibaited over being called out? Yeah."

by isaacwhysbiggestfan November 22, 2023

kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 7, 2022

Kirby

A sexy pink blob

Kirby kikkin real ass

by she said she was twelve!! September 3, 2021

Kirby

A human being who's mere presence creates insecurities for every girl and their dog. A Bewildering person, they have an inconceivably vivacious personality, that never fails to illuminate their acquaintances lives. Their personality traits also include being tenacious, powerful, suave and perceptive, leading to both academic and sporting excellence. If you ever meet a Kirby approach with caution as they will make you hate yourself almost as much as you will come to love them.

It's so unfair! No matter how much I work out, I'll never have ankles as nice as Kirby's!

by fghjkloiuytrf May 1, 2022

tegan kirby

The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.

Person 1: Tegan Kirby is there

Person 2: run while you still can

by Slags and slugs May 28, 2020

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021