by PooperSlueth May 23, 2018
Is someone who uses video games to involve themselves in a sexual relationship with a minor. They are also known as, Uncle Tims.
"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"
by ArionIsGayNoDoubt August 18, 2011
Rumour states that Tim McIlrath is the God of Punk Rock, having been part of bands such as Baxter, The Killing Tree and most notably Rise Against.
They say his vocal chords themselves are made of lightning and imbued with the power to change the world when combined with his breath-taking, emotive and eternally significant lyrics.
Tim's mighty scream is a force to be reckoned with due to it's incredible ability to cast waves of fury upon those who don't care for the world we live in and support war or violence in any form. However, it also has an, arguably, more important element embedded within; the power to save the lives of teenagers in need. This is a power that has been displayed year upon year since the founding of Rise Against (originally Transistor Revolt) in 2001.
Tim is an animal rights activist, a strict vegetarian and active promoter of PETA.
They say his vocal chords themselves are made of lightning and imbued with the power to change the world when combined with his breath-taking, emotive and eternally significant lyrics.
Tim's mighty scream is a force to be reckoned with due to it's incredible ability to cast waves of fury upon those who don't care for the world we live in and support war or violence in any form. However, it also has an, arguably, more important element embedded within; the power to save the lives of teenagers in need. This is a power that has been displayed year upon year since the founding of Rise Against (originally Transistor Revolt) in 2001.
Tim is an animal rights activist, a strict vegetarian and active promoter of PETA.
Tim McIlrath's voice is so Godly!
Holy shit! Tim McIlrath was amazing at the Rise Against gig last night!
Holy shit! Tim McIlrath was amazing at the Rise Against gig last night!
by UltimateJeb July 02, 2011
A Massive Bloke, with a 15" cock. he will steal your wife with his knowlege of pygame and will most certainly woo you to your knees
OH FUCK its Tech With Tim.... HIDE YOUR WIFES
*gets on knees and begins sucking*
WHOA LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE CHAD, its TIM!
*gets on knees and begins sucking*
WHOA LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE CHAD, its TIM!
by Tims Number One Fan December 17, 2019
On days when Tim is not playing basketball, he enjoys going out for a leisurely ride in his 1997 Honda Accord. He shops at Sears, likes to eat saltine crackers, and often goes on bike rides with friends from his middle class neighborhood. He plays golf in the offseason with his father. Tim would not comment on the latest National Enquirer article alleging that he once made facial expressions in the mirror while shaving and smiled in his 7th grade yearbook photo.
by The Real Izzy January 22, 2005
I couldn't finish my homework because I was with Tim's Mom. Do the Tim's Mom like you did Tim's Mom last night.
by 778rather January 06, 2012
"...Tim Pawlenty, who you may recognize from his previous jobs as former governor of Minnesota and your high school guidance counselor." - Stephen Colbert
by skillcosby88 September 13, 2011