threads

noun-the illiterate pronunciation of "treads", referring the the portion of a stair that one would step on.

The threads on my stairs were not wide enough to step on.

by GerryP September 20, 2018

Thread Hunter

Person 1: I'm being flamed by this person, no matter what I post they start a flame war

Person 2: Expect him, he's a thread hunter

by Beans On Butter December 19, 2019

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.

Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

You a re a real threading tray

by Hugeahole June 20, 2025