When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.
*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
Get the Cleveland Lasagnamug. Lasagna (noun):
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023
Get the Lasagnamug. A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration
by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023
Get the Lasagna Spiralmug. A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.
"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019
Get the Lasagna Lovermug. by Boproi August 26, 2018
Get the Bitch Lasagnamug. by testicle mary July 5, 2018
Get the Lasagnamug. A person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. They’re standards are very, very low.
Person A- “You heard about Cameron Harlington’s girlfriend”
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”
by Shirielle Han January 4, 2018
Get the Lasagna Huntermug.