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Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
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Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023
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Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration
I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.
by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023
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Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.
"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019
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Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you
guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna
by Boproi August 26, 2018
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Lasagna

a sex position where 5 or more people lie on top of eachother and give eachother oral sex
“Yo me and some friends made a lasagna last night. Things got real freaky
by testicle mary July 5, 2018
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Lasagna Hunter

A person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. They’re standards are very, very low.
Person A- “You heard about Cameron Harlington’s girlfriend
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”
by Shirielle Han January 4, 2018
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