The Ducks Are Jedi

Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.

Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.

by Brosiff III May 4, 2011

Jedyed

Adj. to misplace a valuable item, specifically a high end custom knife

You really Jedyed your McGinnis?

by Jedy617 September 14, 2021

jedi

a legendary fuckface addicted to meth and crack who loves to eat ass and drink cum

damn you are really a jedi huh

by micheal cheese January 20, 2021

Jedi Surprise Party

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.

I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed

by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021

Jedi

Is the weird person everyone thinks he likes star wars for his name funny guy brightens the mood all the time is a crazy guy don't care bout what anyone think

Person 1: his name jedi right
Person 2: yeah u think he likes star wars

by He is him March 28, 2023

Jedi

Jedi - A term used for a coupon friendly cashier. They will glady accept coupons, push through all beeping coupons and happily hand out rainchecks . They are usually young men and young women. You will rarely get an old or middle aged Jedi.

Ex- I bought the right items for my coupon but they came up item not found. I am glad that I found a Jedi to push them through.

I have a hand full of coupons I need to profile the cashiers to find a Jedi!

by couponlady April 28, 2011

Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014