Jedi

A beautiful cat who loves his mum and snuggles up with everybody around him

Aww Jedi your so cute.

by Saturn Playz March 29, 2020

Bug eye Jedi

Mixed drink with vodka/tequila, white claw and cranberry juice with cherries.

I’d like to order two Bug Eye Jedi’s please

by Droville April 23, 2020

Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision

“Are you raping me master Jedi”

“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”

by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Jedi wheelbarrow

The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position

Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!

by Whhhhhhh September 12, 2020

Crazy Jedi

Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"

Stop giving me Crazy Jedis

by Poopslinger19998 October 4, 2011

Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.

damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably

by CC-8826 October 20, 2023