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Flop Nobbed

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
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Razzle Flopping

To Razzle Flop: The urge to have sex with a guy after you hear a really good song.
After Abby heard that song, she really wanted to go razzle flopping with a bloke in her chemistry lab.
by BigDaddyHen September 21, 2011
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Tonsil Flop

When your tonsils are so large they flop onto your tongue when you sneeze. Usually occurs in overweight people.
Did you see that? Big Paul sneezed so hard he almost choked from a tonsil flop.
by TBone512 September 26, 2017
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Drop Flop

when you shit your pants and have no time to go to the bathroom, while walking you drop your pants half way and flop the turd out without breaking stride.
Hung Lu was late to school and shit his pants so he did a quick drop flop to make it to class on time.
by Nicky Freeze420 September 13, 2017
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Cultural Flopping

Used as a way of scoring victimhood points even though nothing really happened to you (Much like an NBA flop). Also know as "Clout Flopping".
Term originally coined by Kurt Metzger.
"these trans people are doing a lot of cultural flopping ever since that new Chappelle special came out"
by Moroccan_Cigars October 12, 2021
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Fag Flopping

a guy goin from male to male expressing interest, making sexual innuendos, or doing anything that may be seen as homosexual in a short period of time
Fag flopping: a sad look spread across Drew's face as he caught his boyfriend flirting with Andrew then kissing Kevin. What a fag flopper!!
by Evelet January 30, 2009
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turd-flop

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.
Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.
by dennierich July 22, 2011
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