Neg Flex

Short for negative flexing.

Boasting competitively about how terrible your experience was.

Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"

Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."

Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"

by Odear April 7, 2019

Shapiro flex

The notion of disctracting from a lack of intellectualism by flexing your biceps to a bunch of right wing dumbf***s.

What? You want to hear what I actually know about politics even though I just went through my entire catalog of opinion pieces and buzz words?...
LEMME SHOW U THEM GUNS! *shapiro flexes bi- and/or triceps*

by massiveDmolition August 24, 2021

mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 18, 2021

Calm Flex

A common NYC term used for when a person shows off or stunts but in a humble or modest way.

“Bro you just copped the new Bentley!?”
“Chill bro, no big deal, just a calm flex”

by JoeyBrooks91723 March 8, 2019

flex a nut

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task

It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen

by jbott3000 January 6, 2017

Nerd Flex

1. Noun
expensive nerdy items a person has

2.
Flexing on nerds with expensive nerdy Items

1. I got a Botcon 2005 wings of honor set, nerd flex.

2. That guy with the Botcon set is Nerd Flexing on us

by NudeNerd January 29, 2019

tokyo flex

Tokyo flex Is a racial slur for asians that are abused; hence the word (flex) the bung-hole is flexed so that the father cannot penetrate.

My father came home drunk, so i had to Tokyo Flex

by Do you like nachos? November 8, 2018