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stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.
Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.
by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016
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Briansens Disease

When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"
Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease
by broxkiller November 17, 2009
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Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.
"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"
by Harsh Static October 8, 2018
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michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead
by zsia December 24, 2021
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industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.
Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.
by Nunuv Yabizness November 16, 2010
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Wang Disease

a) a wang disease

b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count
Becky: OMG how did you lose so much weight!?!?
Me: Wang Disease
by @therealjonathan February 5, 2020
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2016 disease

A disease acquired by being alive to witness 2016 and all of its horrors.

Symptoms that are included, but aren't limited to:
-Lack of motivation

-Agitition
-Frustration
-Paranoia

-Boredom
-Depression
-A loss of faith in humanity
-The desire to participate in irritating memes/trends (dabbing,bottle toss, manikin challenge)
-complaining about how bad this year was
-And of course feeling way too sensitive and more of offended by anything that isn't politically correct
Me: when's 2016 gonna be over...IT WAS THE WORST...i got nothing done...bla bla bla
Other person: WTF are you talking about it ended, it's been 2017 for like a month now
Me: I'm sorry, I still have 2016 disease for some reason
Other person: *puts hand on my shoulder * I know man it's tough, but you can get through this, trust me I did and you will too
Me: if you say so.
by 14yearoldcomplainer February 13, 2017
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