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Turd burglar

Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
mugGet the Turd burglarmug.

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
mugGet the Jerk Burglarmug.

A windy burglar

A windy burglar is a person who goes out in the rain and windy weather looking for some where to break in the to and is obviously A windy burglar
Look at her out in this wind he’s A windy burglar
by Stayout March 12, 2019
mugGet the A windy burglarmug.

Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.
Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !
by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.
Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.
by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016
mugGet the Pen Burglarmug.

Turd burglar

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?
by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019
mugGet the Turd burglarmug.

Turd burglar

A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.
by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025
mugGet the Turd burglarmug.

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