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best friends

Words uttered by a girl to break the heart of a guy who is in love with her.
Things seemed to be going well with Tina, then she told me she was glad we were best friends. I went home and cried, then jerked off to porno, then cried some more.
by Chintz February 11, 2007
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best buy

A major store containing a wide variety of electronic-related items, as well as books, microwaves, refrigerators, and chairs. Best Buy is known for pissing off people too stupid to know how to purchase things correctly, or too stupid to know how to work properly. Specifically, the people who posted definitions of Best Buy before this proper definition.
www.bestbuy.com

If you purchase a DVD the day/week it comes out, Best Buy gives you a discount on it.
by Mickelias811 January 4, 2006
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Best Friend

Someone you trust completely. They are your shoulder to cry on and are ready to dig the graves. They listen and they tell you when you are being stupid. People tend to mistake them as your significant other because they don't understand the kind of love you can have without being in a romantic relationship. They might as well be family if they aren't already. They will last the test of time. Even when you seem like complete opposites they simply balance you out. You can show up at their house at anytime and they wouldn't think twice. You don't let anyone come between you two. You can fight and you can call each other every name in the book but if you need help they will be there for you. And if anyone hurts you or them God help their soul because they have to deal with the wrath of a best friend.
Person 1: Why are those to always together? They are nothing alike. Are they dating or something?

Person 2: Them? Nah. For some reason they are best friends
by PBunny January 1, 2011
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Best Friend

A special person that you can always count on no matter what kind of situation your in!!! Best friends deal with your crappy problems no matter how crappy they are. If you're moving anytime soon you better find deme and give dem a hug!!!!! Ima miss my best friend so so so much!!!
by Ivy777 April 11, 2020
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Best Practices

This phrase is most commonly used by larger public institutions and corporations to describe what they believe to the best way of doing a particular task or providing a particular service. The phrase assumes that there is one best way to do something all the time and in any given situation. It is unclear if "Best Practices" is based on empirical research or if it is just some employee or middle-manager's armchair theory of what works best. In short, " Best Practices" is basically someone's set of guidelines for doing something. However the term "Best Practices" sounds more professional and has an air of authority and legitimacy to it that was lacking in the word "guidelines".
Project Manager: "I have to prepare a PowerPoint presentation for the CIO of our company"

Co-worker: Have you consulted the Best Practices PDF for giving PowerPoint presentations?"
by Jazzcat60 September 20, 2019
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Best Friend

An asshole who goes as far to publish a new urban dictionary definition under your name just to insult you.
Since you're my best friend, it should be okay to be an asshole to you.
by Revenge is the best September 23, 2018
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Best buds

Bestfriends that smoke weed and prefer to be called best buds instead of "besties"
Me and Alyn nah we're best buds
by Galeprairie June 19, 2019
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