Bust a xavier

When someone is being really gay like ultra gay to a point where your not sure if he’s joking or not

“Did u try to kiss me, ur bustin a Xavier on me fr bro” bust a Xavier

by Bigppboi42069 January 5, 2024

Dirty Xavier

The act of shitting into the intake of a leaf blower and directing the spray into a large group of people like a Formula 1 driver spraying down spectators with champagne after a race. Once everyone is sufficiently covered, the whole group then engages in an orgy that may not last any less than 3 hours. Anyone attempting to exit the orgy early should be executed with extreme prejudice.

You should have been at the party last night! We did a Dirty Xavier and everything!

by USfyre February 4, 2024

Xavier

Used to describe a short, angry, and balding person who's ego is the only large part of them. Their intelligence is typically sub-par but they make up for it in speed and agility. Used as a nickname for anyone who may appear and/or act like this.

I would watch out for Xavier.

I thought his name was Jared?

It is, but he acts like an Xavier.

by Mike oxle ong February 5, 2024

Xavier

Xavier means very very sexy and has a micro penis but to make up for that he’s good at everything he loves short girls but not the chavs because they stink he loves the lgbbq+ premium gang because the gay men are clarting the men and leaving the women for the normal men

Xavier is sexy

by Xavier small wood April 5, 2023

Doing a “Xavier”

To drop an important electronic, either by accident or not, smashing the screen of said electronic.

*Drops laptop* “Bro done doing a “Xavier””

by OriginalIdea22 April 6, 2023

Xavier

Will always be better than etienne no matter what the contest: cock size, muscle size amount of women shagged, skill in bed, how hot the women are.

Xavier is better than etienne

by N1994 April 11, 2023

Xavier Dolaning

To do your patents really dirty (bonus points if it's your mom) by writing a book or a movie about how horrible they were to you when you were a kid

person A: Hey, I saw your son's movie about you.

person B: That movie was so harsh! He made me look like a really bad guy.
person A: Yeah you were victim of a pretty bad Xavier Dolaning.

by pasta di ligma April 26, 2023