Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

Worst Girlfriend

Jayla

she is the worst girlfriend she got drunk and decided to kiss on other dudes

by Xbox fhd August 17, 2023

embracing for the worst

Kissing cousin to the term, "I'm bracing for the worst", this term refers to when Person A is about to go through what may likely be "Hell in a handbasket", and so Person B is holding him close 'n' tight to reassure him and encourage him to not feel quite so distressed or afraid.

Young mother who's soothingly cradling a slight-figured blonde-pigtailed toddler on her knee in a doctor's waiting room: My little one's gonna have blood-work done for the first time, and so I'm embracing for the worst --- she's insanely petrified of needles, exactly like her Mama when I was her age. So not only will my holding her super-tight help her to feel safer and comforted while the syringe is being used, but it will also keep her terrified little body rock-steady in spite of her fears, and so the procedure can go off as quickly, cleanly, and painlessly as possible.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Worst Korea

what communists call south korea*

*communists dont recognize south korea and call "north korea the" "dprk"

capitalist us government neo nazi ukrainian spy: south korea is only korea
communist: south korea is fake and is Worst Korea

by pipp69420 July 22, 2024

Ur worst nightmare...🤯

DONT SCROLL ITS UR WORST NIGHTMARE

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Ur worst nightmare...🤯

by RUMI EDITS November 4, 2022

Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

worst president

George W. Bush

Most people would agree that if we rank every former president (excluding dictators) of every single country of the planet, Bush would be on the bottom. Worst president ever

Dubya is a war criminal

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 16, 2023