The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
by TPea September 17, 2017
Get the starbucks trollmug. by Finchasaurus January 23, 2014
Get the mamma starbucksmug. by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 5, 2019
Get the noah starbuckmug. White girl with a string of African American boyfriends that has multiple children by all different men.
Children known as Caramel Macchiatos (biracial)
Children known as Caramel Macchiatos (biracial)
by Pringlescash November 9, 2020
Get the starbucks mommug. A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022
Get the Starbucks expressomug. by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014
Get the Colorado Starbucksmug. 1. People who love Starbucks
2. People who are awake all night 'loving' because they had Starbucks coffee.
3. Taylor Swift's exes.
2. People who are awake all night 'loving' because they had Starbucks coffee.
3. Taylor Swift's exes.
by TheAussieCreeper March 30, 2015
Get the Starbucks loversmug.