SpongeBob SquarePants

the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie

“did you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?”
“yeah! it was hilarious!”

by wassuphoez27 September 29, 2019

spongebob squaredick

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.

Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches

by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018

Dirty SpongeBob

When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass

Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob

by Sexcommander46 October 20, 2021

Robot spongebob

The last boss in battle for bikini bottom where you have to beat him by jumping on floating Saucers and move to the left while jumping so that he won’t hit you. You have to destroy the buttons on his face in order to beat him. Robot spongebob is also engaged to robot plankton and they both have a gay robot relationship.

Robot spongebob is scary, too bad they never implanted the buff bob steel pants part in the game. Instead it was cut out....

by Hitler the great July 9, 2020

Spongebob mentality

Referring to someone who thinks having a fast-food or retail job will be somewhat or very enjoyable, when it really isn't.

"My friend just said he wants to work at mcdonalds, I think he has some spongebob mentality"

by Aloomanum2 February 18, 2021

Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.

An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"

by 95celica November 2, 2023

Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019