Fireman Sim

A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.

"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"

by Albayan Simchez Uwu February 24, 2021

South Melbourne Dim Sim

When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...

"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"

by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 31, 2020

The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

The sims

The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you

I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

The Sims

When you vomit at acceptable levels

The Sims 3 patch notes:
Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels

by Army of turtle land November 17, 2022

holden sims

cool better than santiago

holden sims

by emojman April 03, 2018

Mrs. sims

A bitch that needs to get her head out of her ass its not a hat.she also has a penis

Hey girl stop being a Mrs. Sims

by Eli platt February 16, 2017