Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.
by anonymous August 1, 2023
Get the pube pokermug. The only casino game worth playing. Unlike roulette or craps, poker actually takes skill. There are so many different type of poker, you could be 80 studying poker your whole life and still learn new things
by STL446 June 15, 2023
Get the Pokermug. Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025
Get the Luigi's Picture Pokermug. The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
by Evil492 April 25, 2021
Get the The joker pokermug. son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma December 13, 2012
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by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
Get the poker plansmug. The red ring around your face from the face pad on your Oculus Quest after playing Pokerstars VR for hours.
by Dr. William Johnson November 30, 2021
Get the Poker Facemug.