The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020
Get the Jessemug. A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.
Jesse is so dumb
by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is one of the most beautiful women you will meet. She is different in all the right ways. Has a Machete finger tattoo and a pet snake. A 5’2” girl with a 6’8” attitude. Looks to sweet to swear, but talks like a sailor. Jesse been though a lot of hard times but that does not stop her from growing as a person. Loyal to the very end. She will yeet her self at you if she hasn’t seen you in awhile. If you have a Jesse in you life. Cherish her the time you have with her.
by Yeetheart July 28, 2019
Get the Jessemug. Someone who would break your heart and move on so fast...
AND NOT THE JESSE FROM FULLER HOUSE!!!! CUZ HE'S GREATTTT
AND NOT THE JESSE FROM FULLER HOUSE!!!! CUZ HE'S GREATTTT
by HARLEYYYY QUINN October 15, 2020
Get the Jessemug. Jesse he is such an amazing guy he will care for you but you have to gain his trust. He is rough around the edges but is actually a sweet kind soft hearted guy. Most people judge him when they first meet him but once they get to know him and gain his trust you now have a forever friend. He is a cute, loyal, stupid, amazing, great person. If you have a Jesse in your life don't let him go he can be compicated and distant but its only because he has been thru a lot and needs someone who will stay by his side. He the kinda guy to stay up all night and talk to you if somethings wrong. He is very misunderstood but deserves the world and nothing less. If you have a Jesse don't fuck up because once you do theres no going back.
Jesse he's so cute
Cutest smile
Friendly
Funny
Cute
Smart
Great person in general
Jesse he's so cute
Cutest smile
Friendly
Funny
Cute
Smart
Great person in general
by knowsstuff September 25, 2020
Get the Jessemug. A guy named Jesse will be your friend for all of eternity. He only likes one girl and one girl alone. Jesse's usually date girls with uncommon names. He is tall, slim, has dark blonde hair, blue eyes, and usually has glasses. He is very athletic, artistic, incredibly funny, an amazing friend, and a loyal companion. You can tell Jesse anything and he will keep it secret. Overall if you are lucky enough to have a Jesse in your life don't loose that bond cause once it's broken it is gone.
by Homeslice72 July 14, 2019
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is a kind and fierce person. She is a very artistic and loves to draw. She is a leader and takes control. Don’t mess with Jesse. By the way, Jesse is a girl.
by Shinasui May 24, 2018
Get the Jessemug.