Country Cousin

A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.

Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.

by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 21, 2019

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finger cousin

The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.

Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.

by mikedyl May 29, 2012

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Great cousin

My Cousin once removed.

I'm getting a present for my great cousin.

by Poltergeist222 January 04, 2017

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Cousin camp

A yearly tradition of staying up way too late, swimming, bridge jumping, vole-hunting, roblox playing, and dressing barbies up in ridiculous amazing fashion statements, it usuallt marks the beginning or end of the family reunion, and any number of sorts of mischief can happen over the duration of cousin camp.

"Cousin camp is coming up soon! I'm so excited to see everyone again"
"Same! Remember what Lucia did last year? that was crazy."
"I wonder what antics our cousins will be up to this time. Summer wouldn't be the same without cousin camp."

by zeesworld July 16, 2023

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