Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004

Champions League Willy

The best a woman ever had

It was that good, she said it was 'Champions League Willy'.

by The master (of bait) July 23, 2025

Champion school

A private school for junior or elementary kids one of the kids are Jordan he goes to tankers class and I am eli my crush us this girl brisaida I just want to fuck that girl over and over like that booty damn mmmmmm

bro I have found this girl in champion school bro she be looking hot

by CHAMPION SCHOOL May 30, 2018

LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!

an exclamatory term of pride

A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Breakfast of champions

A breakfast routine usually followed by champions or hoes involving jizz.

My school cafeteria offers great food, it truly feels like breakfast of champions.

by f me in the asssss September 27, 2021

Champion

1. To support something wholeheartedly; to actively encourage something; to back an idea, event, person(s) or thing; to be an ally for a cause.

2. Love something a lot.

"I champion their relationship"
"She champions the idea of you buying a cat"
"They champion this community"
"Do you champion his new hair-do?"
"She used to champion this band, but she doesn't like their latest records."

by Little Bomb X June 6, 2022

platinum champion

A rich person who actually uses their wealth to make other people's lives better. They may or may not live in modest homes, but they do fund charities, buy practical gifts for the poor and encourage other rich people to do the same. According to Hollywood, these people are rarer than dragons.

Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!

by garbagemountain January 15, 2016