Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

by sarah_2013 March 14, 2010

blood balloon

Exactly what it says. A balloon filled with blood.
Or, another word for blister, etc.

Little Jimmothy "MOM, I need a band-aid! I fell off my bike and now there's a blood balloon on my knee!"

Frequently asked questions:

"Are babies blood balloons?"

"Should i start stabbing babies with pins?"

The answer?
Yes.

by Apu Pibut July 2, 2011

Ballooned Pussy

Once a vagina has been pumped for an hour or so and the pussy pump has been removed the pussy becomes ballooned.

I was sucking on the ballooned pussy once it was pumped.

by NYPussyvore May 22, 2011

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Balloon Fest

When there's a lot of girls hanging out, no guys, a girls of a sausagefest.

4 or more girls hanging out.

"all the girls are going out and having a balloon fest"

by Chalmeezy August 5, 2008

Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it

"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"

by G. O April 21, 2016