THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
Get the THAI ALVIN THAI LIMmug. When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.
by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018
Get the Thai Hellomug. Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015
Get the thai take-outmug. a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
by orangasm February 2, 2020
Get the food thai potatoesmug. A: oh becky really loves roses. should we call her thai rose?
B: why?
A: because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
B: why?
A: because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
by flavex February 27, 2024
Get the thai rosemug. This ALVIN THAI LIM character is on some GAY FUGAZI SHIT!
WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
Get the Thaimug. ALVIN THAI LIM
OR
THAI
Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
OR
THAI
Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
by THAI 💩 February 18, 2025
Get the Thaimug.