play soccer with my testicles

When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.

Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.

by Ballistic573 December 21, 2020

testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

Indian Testicle Hat

A celebratory headpiece worn upon the sacrifice of a baby.
Commonly referred to as the ITH

Indian 1 "I went to a celebratory sacrifice today and was sure to wear my Indian Testicle Hat!"
Indian 2 "Good stuff"

by mohammedjihade January 15, 2010

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003

Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005

how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.

so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"

by jason348 January 2, 2007

testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.

that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

by trippmunky October 2, 2007