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This cycle I'm stacking test with fina for some serious gains.
by test is best September 7, 2007
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Nickelback Test

A test that it is 100% necessary to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.

Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.
"Hey Nick, I just saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"

"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"

"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."
by jblakely April 14, 2010
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Orgasm Test

When you think your in love with someone. You must apply the orgasm test. When your feeling all lovey dovey about them,you masturbate until you climax and after that,If you feel differently about them. They have failed the orgasm test and you should NEVER get serious with them.
Hey man,What ever happened to going out with Julie?

I really Liked her but I took the orgasm test and she totally failed.
by SmoothlikeAcid March 9, 2011
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Test-Tickle

The act of tickling a person who is either conscious or not, with your testicles.
She was sleeping on my couch so I thought I would wake her up with the Test-Tickle.
by Mattiusmaximus October 25, 2009
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Tyler White Test

A test created by the infamous Tyler White from Anthem Arizona.

In simple terms....if a girl/guy was laying in your bed naked would you do them?
Stephen: Do you think Tasha passes the Tyler White Test?
Mike: Hell yeah...id do things to her i wouldnt do to a farm animal!
by OgMikeBone September 10, 2009
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Hatton Test

Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.

The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?
"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".
by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014
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Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.
"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"
by mememe626 November 18, 2009
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