techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow

mark bailey is a techno nonce

by God--- July 21, 2009

Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

Techno-colored yawn

throwing up, or puking

"man i wasnt feeling well at the party last night and did the Techno-colored yawn all over the yard."

by Darth Roach February 5, 2010

technoenvy

Lusting for the cool piece of hardware that someone else has.

I fooled with Bill's iPad last week and have a bad case of technoenvy.

by Anonymooski November 20, 2010

Technofail

Someone who is enthusiastic about technology but has no idea how it works or how to use it

My boss asked me to include screenshots and graphs into my presentation but I'm such a technofail, I'm just gonna hand draw them

by Tateypoe December 2, 2010

technocorpian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocorpian.

by mrflash818 November 27, 2011

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011