brown surf

surfing the Web while on the toilet

We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf

by hiflyndethdefyn1 November 4, 2014

surf hangover

When you've surfed so good and hard that you don't have any energy the next day - even for your girlfriend.

Man, the waves were so good yesterday that I have a surf hangover today and can't see you tonight.

by keladavi May 18, 2014

Surf Snob

A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.

Mike is such a surf snob, he thinks he is Kelly Slater.

by SurfC12 October 17, 2014

Surf God

The highest level of trapper. AKA 'Serve god' 'Serve Jesus' 'Trap Jesus' 'kingpin'

Low level trapper: "I gottu for dub five"
custie: "mannn come on, surf god plugs me for 10"

by Surf Shkate Shmoke April 1, 2021

alley surfing

A person who goes down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.

Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.

by wynnfoster March 24, 2008

Bored Surf

The pointless surfing you do online when you are extremely bored.

Justin: "Hey man, what are you going to do tonight"
Tony: "Nothing really man, i think i'll just bored surf"

by Tony "spade face" April 13, 2010

Lockdown Surfing

Lockdown Surfing is the act of continuously traveling to new places that are under less restriction then the place they currently are, due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.

"I heard Tom is Lockdown Surfing, he's been living in different European cities in order to avoid Coronavirus lockdowns."

by LockdownSurfer69 October 24, 2020