Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.

Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!

by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020

Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.

"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.

by Magiver.co.uk July 13, 2015

Clutch Surfing

The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...

The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...

Clutch Surfing+manual gearshift= happy people

by mightymidgetman May 6, 2011

pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 16, 2012

Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.

Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.

by Captain Otto September 1, 2013

Elevator Surfing

To ride on top of a moving elevator.

elevator surfing is what NYU students do on saturday afternoons.

by selodara April 27, 2012

brown surf

surfing the Web while on the toilet

We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf

by hiflyndethdefyn1 November 4, 2014