The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.
by Big monkey 8 May 09, 2020
A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.
by SurfC12 October 17, 2014
When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.
"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"
by Shair October 04, 2022
The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...
The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...
The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...
by mightymidgetman April 16, 2011
by JAV45 June 30, 2023
Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.
by wynnfoster March 24, 2008
The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....
Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.
by jim jangle January 13, 2012