Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,
by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.
by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021

by YuriAllTheWay March 6, 2021

Someone who Is attracted to the opposite sex without including people who are trans. Super straight is part of the lgbtq+.
by Shreck101 March 7, 2021

A way for middleschoolders old men and white twinks to identify they both have a scat kink. This is commonly used on the app tiktok where the colors black and orange(grindr colors) are put in a bio so it's easier to find other twinks
by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

by Ethans Fetish March 5, 2021
