Starving College Student

A college student who lacks disposable income because he does not have a job, yet his parents pay for his tuition, his food, his rent, and really everything under the sun. The Starving College Student typically spends the stipend his parents give him on alcohol and/or drugs. The stereotype is that this student must resort to eating Top Ramen to survive, which may be true, but only because they spent their allowance on alcohol and drugs. These students also perform poorly in their college classes because, after all, they view higher education as a birthright and not an opportunity. These depraved individuals somehow do just enough to earn a Business Degree, having only learned "strong résumé words" at the expense of an actual education. Also referred to as the "Poor College Kid"

Grandma Beatrice: Aww Zacky honey, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. I know you're a starving college student who would kill for a home cooked meal.

Zack: Thanks Grandma. I have been living exclusively off of Top Ramen. I'd love to come over for some prime rib. I will head over as soon as I edit my resume and lie about having leadership experience.

by JoeyRogue January 2, 2014

student administrator

Originated by Germany and spreaded around the world like a disease.The person who wishes to have his offices cleaned up by others. Usually he has smelly feet and doesn't do anything during his worktime. This person usually says that has a lot of things to do during the day and never pays any attention to his students. His cooperatives usually think that he is a pain in the ass.

The student administrator told me that he will give me the certificate in two days. That was 4 week ago.

by NAI RE! STELIOS August 25, 2003

studented

to be incredibly drunk, like a student

oh man, rick was at the party last night and he got so studented he threw up in amy's mouth and pissed himself

by weemalone December 18, 2007

studentstupor

adjective; describes the confused, startled, surprised expression on a students' face, causing a total lapse in memory and ability to speak coherently, mostly occurring within seconds of recognizing he/she has been asked to answer a question. It is a somewhat strange phenomena in that, the just few seconds preceding the question, the student is largely audible, actively animate, and holding much of the room's attention.

Teacher: James, could you tell the class where we look in the Constitution to find anything about Congress?
James: huh? wha..., uh, I dunn...uh, what was the question?
Teacher: Jane, could you answer the question, James seems to be suffering from a bad case of studentstupor -

by Ergotellall April 13, 2008

student dressing

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.

#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"

by soton raver November 30, 2010

student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Scudex

a 10 inch black acrylic dildo named big B.O.B.

AWWWWWWW SCUDEX TASTES LIKE POO TODAY BARBARA! Wipe it clean after playing with the bean!

by WelshyKalkalash October 18, 2012