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Striped Shirt

A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.
Look at that Striped Shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.
by Fun Monster March 3, 2008
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stripper

1)A person, usually female, who makes a living by performing shows at strip clubs that involve erotic dancing, one on one time with customers, and especially removal of clothing.

2)Someone who enjoys taking there clothes off in public or in front of lots of people, and constantly does it
1)I went down to Barney's strip club last night, and this hot stripper gave me the best lap dance of my life. And she was wearing crotchless panties, score!

2)Beth always takes her clothes off and spins them around when her friends are over. She's such a slutty little stripper.
by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2004
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stripper dent

A stripper thats been pounded in the ass so many times, she actually has a round dent on dat ass!
I ain't makin it rain on her she's got a stripper dent.
by RatFink1 July 29, 2009
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skripped

This refers to someone who is mostly skinny but has some muscle. This person has almost no fat on their body. Skripped means they are not jacked or very thin, but both.
Did you see that guy with his shirt off? He was so skripped.
by Edmandis August 8, 2009
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Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity
damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.
by <3Weed October 19, 2009
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Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.
When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.
by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010
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Stripper Tanlines

Tan lines that make you look like a stripper.
i.e. megan and kristin.
Those stripper tanlines are a bit ridiculous!
by retart1234567890 May 3, 2010
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