clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers

Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!

by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019

Fucking stopper

The concrete thing that keeps you from driving over fat bitches walking on the sidewalk buying shoes at he strip mall.

Dude don’t pull past the fucking stopper or you'll kill that ho.

by Fun2bfun May 4, 2019

Train Stopper

someone who stops a train by jumping in front of it

John: did you hear what happened to Jackie she became a train stopper
Amy: what a train stopper
John: its someone who jumps in front of a train to end their life

by Prophetzghost June 24, 2019

gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself

by Tooblecane August 18, 2019

crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.

"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."

by sixshots April 28, 2020

big stompies

heffa rectangular school shoes commonly wore by the beast neb atkinson

bens got his big stompies on

by rordan gamsay July 28, 2020

The Stoppage Time Shivers

The feeling of sudden nervousness while watching a soccer/football match and the clock hits 90 minutes. You feel this type of way because your team either needs to score a goal or needs to keep one out. This happens in the stoppage time added to the end of the game. This is quite possibly the most stressed a human can possibly be.

Parker: You okay? You're shaking.
Aidan: No. We're losing to West Brom and we need a goal.
Parker: Ah, you have the stoppage time shivers

by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020