Steamed Veggie

Sexual intercourse involving a consious male and either a comatose or unconscious female. The act is conducted in either a deserted hospital wing or in a dorm room, whichever may be the case. The male has intercourse, either vaginal or anal, but shortly before coming uses the rooms defibulator paddles to shock the female partner while coming. The effect may be best if placed as near to the vagina as one can stand. (note: the small rechargable difibulators must be used if not in a hospital)

The chick in 621D looks pretty hot for a vegetable, I think I am going to give her a steamed Veggie after the nurse rounds. " oh, oh, I'm coming, CLEAR, ZAP, UUUUGHGH..."

by the orderly April 8, 2010

steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter

1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."

by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011

borg steaming

the appitimy of repulsiveness and or grotesqueness

that food was borg steaming. or that smell was borg steaming.

by antman2121 July 28, 2009

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 1, 2011

Steam Fort

The warm area inside the shower stall after a shower.
If it's cold in your bathroom you grab your towel and shut the shower door to keep the warmth and steam inside.
Could also refer to a small bathroom if the steam filled the entire room.

Don't open the door! She's in her steam fort

by Darkbrew November 6, 2010

Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.

I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner

by Thomas Fleminghammer December 14, 2008

steaming taco

When a woman begs to cum because deep down Inside she is a closet slut.

Please let me squirt my steaming taco.

by FfC-BerSerkxL March 18, 2015