Gas station shark

One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.

Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...

by Bobthe"notrapist" December 7, 2012

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facial station

A person who is constantly getting their face spunked on.

That dude is always getting it on the face! It's because he is a facial station.

by Sin Docker June 21, 2014

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Gas station creeper

Any guy that tried to hit on, get a phone number and/or use a pick-up line on a girl at a gas station.

I purposely went to the gas station in sweats and a tee, no makeup, hair a mess and still got a gas station creeper. Ugh... So annoying!!

by Tiptiff January 5, 2016

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Calling Station

Used in poker, a person who calls any bet regardless of the strength of his/her hand

"Rigel's such a calling station, he called an all in with 2-6 off bottom pair"

"lol what a fish"

by uniug June 28, 2016

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jizz station

That moment when you’re about to climax and you go into the position consisting of toe curling and twitching whilst on the point of ejaculation

Ronnie: Kevin stop licking my asshole, i’m about to enter the jizz station!
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.

by Ronnie Singh April 18, 2020

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gas station boy

A rather crusty man that you may find at a gas station smoking or buying cigarettes. He will most likely steal your heart and then leave you for a goth bitch with big titties.

Person 1: "Oh he's cute"
Person 2: "Girl what? He is crusty"
Person 1: "Did you forget I liked gas station boys?"
Person 2: "Ah. Yes. Gas station boy."

by hansel. hand soap. hazel. January 17, 2023

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