by warren torri September 09, 2007
The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 08, 2025
When a member of your D&D party is constantly stifling the action in your quest. They'll second guess every move that's made and attempt to solve every conflict with non-violence.
Player 1: "I want to kick the door open and run in screaming bloody murder. I want to gain as much attention as possible for a target rich environment."
Player 2: "YEAH! Let's get 'em!"
Player 3: "Okay, but on your head be it."
Player 4: "Hang on! There might be another way to do this. Can we try talking to them?"
Players 1,2 & 3: "For fuck sake, stop trying to brawl stall us!"
Player 2: "YEAH! Let's get 'em!"
Player 3: "Okay, but on your head be it."
Player 4: "Hang on! There might be another way to do this. Can we try talking to them?"
Players 1,2 & 3: "For fuck sake, stop trying to brawl stall us!"
by asstastic February 05, 2018
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by michael mooncricket III July 03, 2021
A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.
He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.
He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.
Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.
by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025