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Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
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Xanax-stall

The inability to act or do for a brief. Of time. The drug(primarily Xanax are other benzodiazepines) induced pause before completing a task. Being stuck or acting slow.
It took him 10 minutes to do, because he had a 10 min. long Xanax-stall before doing it.
by Wyte Dave February 24, 2019
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Carnival stall

The sexual act of surprising your

Lady partner by puking in her vagina.
Man last night I carnival stalled Betsy, there was corn and everything all up in there
by Carnival Stall August 8, 2014
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Stall Transplant

Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper and have to move stalls mid shit with your underwear on your knees to a stall with toilet paper and finnish shitting
Cole: i had to commence a stall transplant midshit in Walmart

J.B.: same happened to me last year
by Lynyrd4skynyrd March 14, 2019
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tyler stallings

The shortest motherfucker who has a perm and never gets girls. Only plays video and with a slight rat tail. Saying tyler has a one inch wonder would be generous.
Wow Tyler Stallings really never grew since 5th grade.

Did Tyler Stallings just get his perm redone today?
by BenMyerburg42069 January 30, 2020
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stall off

stall off
Steps are being made to stall off the identification and avoid the media frensy when the news gets out.
by Spyph April 6, 2024
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stall gazing

Eye contact between two people, for any period of time, through the gap in a public restroom stall door.
I was in the airport, taking a shit, minding my own business and this dude bump checks the door to see if it’s locked, which it is - I’m not an animal - and then proceeds to look through the door, and all of a sudden we lock eyes , we’re stall gazing.
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