Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.

Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!

by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

Squashanary

When your doing missionary with someone who is obese

“Jesus adrian your squashanarying me” “sorry beefy patty”

by adrianandpatty April 10, 2022

squishy seal

A toy

Oh thanks for getting me a squishy seal

by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 20, 2022

Squishmallow

The best things ever. A little plushie toy ♡︎A stress reliever that won't scream unlike your little cousin.

Timmothy has 580000 squishmallows

by HiImmentalyill December 6, 2022

Squishinate

A rock a the size of a Walmart falling on a group of people

P1:oh my God a Boulder the size of a Walmart is about to crush us!
P2:we're about to squishinate

by Drawing_bean September 9, 2023

Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.

I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.

by McSnappypants August 5, 2012

grape squish

1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth

2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."

"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"

"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."

by The Grape Squisher November 2, 2013