Johnny can't come out right now hes Rosa Sparks at the moment. Bill is Rosa Sparks right now, he hasn't got up in hours.
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Get the Sparks Maths mug.When you show someone your dick but you tell them you’re going to spark a blunt so they can see what you’re doing below your waist
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Get the Spark a blunt mug.Greg is fat ass bitch who needs to go outside. loud enough to be obnoxious, and super short. Not a ladies man whatsoever but oh well, he has a solid 2 friends. his mum, and his dad.
by Herozod August 10, 2020
Get the Greg Sparks mug.The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
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