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Snail Eater

stupid fucking french snail eater ass fuck
by JIMMYWANIDJSSS October 8, 2023
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wooly snail

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.
by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022
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Spooly Snail

A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.
Holy crap bro your spooly snail in that engine bay looking mad honker.
by Dr.BigHonker December 20, 2022
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hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark
"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"
by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023
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Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.
Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”
by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023
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Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021
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Snail trail

A very tasty shot that consists of a

1 oz shot absolute citron

1 oz island pucker
splash of lemonade
remainder 7 up

The snail trail goes down smooth and is sure to get you fucked up!
what are you boys having tonight? "two snail trails please." Finishes shot.... damn taylor you sure make a great snail trail!!
by Lawnmower nation February 9, 2021
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