smurf snot

The slang for the color your snot turns after snorting typically blue 5-10 mg adderall.

Dude I just snorted 20 mg of adderall and now I have smurf snot.

by J52k2 November 14, 2006

yung smurf

Bella Thorne during her terrible, cringeworthy and disturbing goth phase. She has dyed her hair blue, wears a gem on her nose and puts glitter all over her face. Dear lord #helpbellathorne #savethesmurfs

"Hi I'm a yung smurf and I like blue things!"

by rawrmeister February 2, 2017

smurf word

a word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or a universal adjetive, like the word smurf in the tv show "the smurfs". such as "dank".

guy 1:dood i totaly went to this -smurf word-in party last -smurf word-
guy 2: shut the -smurf word- up

by cruizinace December 28, 2005

Smurf Dope

"Smurf Dope" reffers to methamphetamine that has a shade of blue. The cause of the crystalline substance (in this case methamphetamine) having that of a blue shade to it is the biproduct of methylamine being used as an alternative & higher quality ingredient.

"Smurf Dope" is blue crystalline methamphetamine

by Tokeaboutit August 26, 2013

smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010

Smurf Juice

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.

Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!

by Papa Taf March 10, 2019

blow a smurf

crushing and snorting roxycontin

Phillis and I went into the locker room to blow a smurf.

by fuckin Pat September 27, 2012