skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.

Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.

by Plac3b0 May 05, 2016

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 26, 2018

Beach Skunk

someone’s exercising their Medical Marijuana card…

“Bro you smell that beach skunk?”

“Smells like a beach skunk”

by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022

Sneaky skunk

While a female is in doggy style position she farts in the nose of her partner as his tounge is buried deep inside her snatch.

The dirty bitch gave me a sneaky skunk while I was ploughing her pussy with my tounge

by Condoar September 04, 2015

skunk muncher

someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina

He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.

by Brian Holl. April 09, 2008

Cuntry skunk

Rural version of the cities "HOOD RAT"

Cuntry skunk. A cuntry skunk is a loose girl that lives in country

by Big chris041679 May 18, 2020

Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.

Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)

by bebopinator December 23, 2011