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out skunked

Combination of skunked and outsmarted.

Someone who pulls out all stops to make another person so stigmatized that they lose their job, marriage, etc. This might be done out of jealousy or revenge. But the person has stooped so low and what they've done is so stinky that they fail to realize others can plainly see they're lying and cheating. So the stink they try to put on someone else comes back on them. Everyone knows what they've done and noone will go near them.
She really out skunked herself when she tried to get her boyfriend to divorce his wife. After all, he's a married man with three kids between him and his wife. And she's trying to convince her boyfriend his wife is cheating on him?!? Really now, anyone can see it's her not the wife doing the cheating.
by barbledeedoo August 17, 2019
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Cuntry skunk

Cuntry skunk. A cuntry skunk is a loose girl that lives in country
by Big chris041679 May 18, 2020
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skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.
Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.
by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016
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Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.
Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)
by bebopinator December 27, 2011
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Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.
Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!
by Phildong October 21, 2011
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Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.
After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.
by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018
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alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.
"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."
by Tronedrone December 25, 2018
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