Skunk Gripper

Another name for a hookers asshole.

Duuuuude, her skunk gripper was so tight!

by SkunkGripper48 April 15, 2022

skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.

Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.

by Plac3b0 May 05, 2016

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 26, 2018

Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.

Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)

by bebopinator December 23, 2011

Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018

Cuntry skunk

Rural version of the cities "HOOD RAT"

Cuntry skunk. A cuntry skunk is a loose girl that lives in country

by Big chris041679 May 18, 2020

Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013