face sitting

A style of sex when a girl sits on a guy's face/head and farts.

That guy is into face sitting.

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

The Sit-uation

Somebody who is more awkward than a negative pregnancy test falling out of your purse.

You really have to feel the person, make sure you know where they are. Feel all of them" "Hey Baby Gap, these are 14 year old girls...You are The Sit-uation.

by RGSS2 February 19, 2011

sitting big

reserving room for yourself in crowded places by making yourself seem larger (thus needing more room) when people are piling in to a enclosed space. This gives you breathing room after everyone has settled in or gives you a way to save a place for people coming late in locations where saving a space is nearly impossible.

Jen is sitting big in the eRUPPtion so that we can come later.

by BentonG January 24, 2008

sitting dick

The penis in it's normal state. Flaccid with no stimulation.

"That's not your Sitting Dick," my girl said when I sent an uninvited Dick Pic.

by Rockstar48 December 27, 2020

SIT G

One who is a Snake In The Grass!

"Bosuk stole Jake's bat without him noticing, he is a SIT G!"

by JShu April 22, 2007

sit-offish

Related to stand-offish, a person or group is sit-offish when they choose to sit away from persons or groups they know because they are aloof or just assholes.

When the gang walked into they bar, they saw Brad and Janet sitting in a prime position. After their big falling out, the gang chose to be sit-offish and sit in a far corner of the bar.

by Zaphod63 July 19, 2012

sitting fuck

One who is all talk and no game. One who volunteers but when time comes to actually help out, is nowhere to be found. Or worse, one who offers minimal help that would only serve to further screw up the end result.

That sitting fuck said she would be 'so happy' to help with the auction, but now that it's time to work, you get crickets from her end!

by Fancy Underpenning April 24, 2011