1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

The first Album released in 1990 by Green Day.

I just went into HMV and bought 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours.

by Sazmaz December 19, 2006

smooth-osity

desrcribes any person, place, or thing, with cool factor, hip-ness, and/or groove-ability

His trapper-keeper had both cool factor and smooth-osity

by Loseph May 9, 2005

smoothieshake

The amalgamation of what would usually be thought of as a milkshake or a smooth into one beverage.

The best home made smoothieshake ever

by Phelim Brady May 5, 2008

smooth canoe

A fully shaven female crotch.

"I pulled down her panties and she had a smooth canoe."

by Doobinay July 24, 2009

smooth-chested prettyboy

Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.

It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.

Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.

by tuftskins January 10, 2010

smooth sack

Shaved testicles. Periphery's singer claims you can't regret this life-style transition.

"Once you go smooth sack, you never go back."

-Spencer Sotelo 2014.

"I went smooth sack, since I find it more comfortable when masturbating."

by nchapi July 25, 2014

smooth as sandpaper

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

by von groovy August 8, 2017