Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.
by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

A person who trys to do thier best
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016

My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.
by Ripasf420 July 2, 2018

by White peak mountain August 23, 2020

actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.
guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!
me: You're so lucky man!
by PatC September 22, 2005

That lady just farted on my cock! I can't believe that she just did a Windy Shrimp on me, the Massive Twat!
by Wallop, Azzadude and Wings January 10, 2011

A sway Back, third world, one shoe wearing, nappy Neck, no edges, havin' a paper bag as a purse, thirsty lot lizard at the marina.
by salidsteeze August 8, 2020
