Shlong

Someone with a long cock. Praise for that :)

"Oh baby, stick your gigantic shlong in me!"

by Naughty.Girl69 April 30, 2022

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shlong

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.

a shlong is something that is yummy

by RayVulpes June 02, 2022

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A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024

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A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023

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so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

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Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 20, 2022

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Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

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