Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019

Shlong

A dick, not metaphorically, it's literally a penis but nicknamed

Dude get your shlong up in on that

by IceCubz321 August 7, 2018

Shlong

Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024

Shlong Head

Lujain

Lujain is a shlong head

by The nonce May 16, 2017

shlong burger

To eat a shlong in burger form🙃

Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger

by 😛😛😛😛😛 March 4, 2016

Shlong

Shlong is a U.K term used for a water bottle

You have a nice Shlong

by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022

shlong noggin

Another word for Dickhead

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'

by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021