shift 2.0

Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.

Dude, get with the program: Hello, shift 2.0?

by Guido1 May 29, 2008

ghost shift

In some manufacturing operations, rogue factory employees come back at night after leaving work and run the same production line again in a “ghost shift”, producing perfect “counterfeits” they sell themselves.

This SD card might have been produced in a ghost shift

by ajf.me December 25, 2018

Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

stink shift

The act of pulling your dick out of a girls ass and having her play with it like a stick shift.

A girl that can drive a stink shift is so an sexy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

by Itslittytitty May 24, 2018

Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

by Welshasian February 22, 2012

Waka Shift

When someone takes late hours at work on a weekend to avoid a sesh.

"You finally coming out this weekend?"

"Sorry I can't I'm working the Waka shift again tonight"

by griggley August 3, 2017

Shift-pity

The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule

“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”

by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020